They said One Direction is not an inspiration. Ever since I became a fan I’ve wanted to be so many things because of them.
Examples: (not in particular order)
A receptionist:
A 32 year old: (lowest point of my life)
A baby:
A turtle:
A surfboard:
A cat: (Dusty the cat)
Any reflective surface:
A potato:
A balloon:
A wet suit:
A couch:
Stairs:
An energy juice:
Paul:
A pie:
Electricity:
Hideous shorts:
Boobs:
A guitar:
A pole:
Their lips and tongues:
So if you’re one of those people who disagreed, think again.
OH MY GOD THIS IS SO TRUE HAHAHA
Interviewer: Liam, we’ve been told you don’t like spoons
Liam: I have a mild phobia of spoons.
Interviewer: Liam, that’s mental! You know what don’t you?
Liam: No, let me explain this. If a spoon’s new, I know where it’s been, and I can use it. But if it’s not new, and i don’t know, like in someone else’s house. I went to someone else’s house the other day to eat some cereal and I brought my own spoon.
— Liam Payne on his fear of spoons (via onedirectionprotested)
